VALENCRIMES

FOR THE ROMANTICALLY INSANE

 
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why be chill when you can go overboard?

 
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Send them a message they’ll be afraid to forget with * VALENCRIMES *, an anonymous mail service for the broken up, broken hearted, or romantically insane! Choose from any of 6 available message options designed to deliver a variety of emotional flavors to the recipient of your desire.

All * VALENCRIMES * are lovingly handmade and packaged in Los Angeles.

* VALENCRIMES * is also proud to be a “No Questions Asked” service, providing 100% confidential sentiment year round!

 
 

 
 
 
 

COMMIT YOUR CRIME:

 
 
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